It just says 'lipsum' for all of them lol

Card 1: Extra Firepower, Unlocks the “Pocket Sentry x4”, a small device that, upon throwing, will fire 120 RPM, dealing 90 damage per round. Contains 360 rounds and unlike sentry guns, does not consume ammo from your firearms. They have a total of 1000 health. However, they CANNOT be picked up again.

This will replace your current throwable.

Card 3: Extended Technology, Double tapping [g] will enable sticky mode, when active, the pocket sentry will stick to walls, floors and ceilings and will instantly deploy instead of deploying after it stops bouncing. Sentries can be replenished via Grenade cases.

Card 5: Optimized Barrels, You can switch a pocket sentry into AP mode by interacting with it. AP rounds fire 50% slower, but does 150% more damage and pierces through shields and body armor.

Card 7: Rebuilt Hull, Non-sticky pocket sentries will be mounted with spikes, if an enemy gets hit by a spike, they will instantly die. Perk does not affect dozers. You can replenish pocket sentries with ammo bags consuming 10% ammo bag capacity per sentry. All sentries have 30% more HP

Card 9: Additional Firepower, Pocket sentries are mounted with 2 smaller barrels that have a semi-circle FOV on the top facing opposite directions. These guns will do 45 damage per round, and fires at 120 RPM. Sentries receive 720 more ammo.

Card 1: Demo Expert: The OVE9000 Saw is 50% more efficient, C4, Trip mines and shaped charges are deployed 75% faster.

Card 3: Deep Pockets: You can carry 6 C4 at a time, instead of 4. You can carry 2 more mags of ammo. Note: Perk does not affect Bows, rocket and grenade launchers, or the OVE9000 Saw. LMG’s only receive 1 extra mag.

Card 5: Handyman: Your armor repairs 25% faster, your teams armor repairs 15% faster. Does not stack with other Demo man perk decks.

Card 7: Door Studies: You lock pick doors and safes 50% faster, while lockpicking, you gain 25 more dodge.

Card 9: Art of explosions: You can carry 8 C4 instead of 6. While in bleed out, if you throw a grenade, or use a grenade or rocket launcher, you gain 60 bleed out health for every enemy you kill, and for every enemy you kill, you gain an additional 3% chance to auto revive in the next 5 seconds.

Just like looking at the bulldozer damage values , and I saw that their death wish varients do less damage than their regular varients.Is that correct?

Another thing Ive experienced is the swat turrets.In their page here , they have tens of thousands of health on very hard.Yet after a couple of direct hits with my compact 40mm , they explode.I know they didn't just go back inside tue van , Ive seen them do that.Here the turret just explodes.Do non-direct hits with a grenade launcher still count as hits to the turret's weak point?

In my adventures in the very hard difficulty on carrer mode online , cloakers seem to not wanna kick me.They barely seem to want to knock me down.Half the time , I see them a corpse , and the other time I kill them the second they exist.I have been downed by a cloaker a couple of times.What is happening?

What was the name of the music used during safehouse raids?

Why does everybody hate me i'm just doing my job.

Just spent about an hour yesterday trying to stealth big bank , just to finish it loud.I hate everything

The most funny out-of-context soundboard fillers ive ever heard.

Favorites:

"the safeword is 'police brutality'"-cloaker

"Im here! and i brought drugs!"-medic

"now go to the forums and cry like the little B**** you are!"-cloaker

"IM GONNA DROP ON THESE poopHEADS LIKE A frickING PIANO!"-bulldoser

"Why aren't we moving!? God dangit someone tell command we need to move!"-SWAT

They more funni than amogus

I can manage the begining bit with the board and the code variations, but I don't know how tf I'm supposed to escape.

Thanks in advance.

I play with some mods all the time and when I load into a game it crashes. My thought is the underbarrel part crashes it as when I don't use an underbarrel attachment it won't crash. Its also when the backstreet ends so I think its when it loads in. I am unsure why this happens as other underbarrel weapons don't crash like this.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM KIDDIES

I do have a stratergy that is called 'stealth´ but that's running in the bank with a minigun murdering every guard in sight, but i don't think thats it.