Achievements (Payday 2)/TSIRRDay3

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Compact Confrontation Kill a Sniper from a distance of 40 meters with the Compact 40mm Grenade Launcher.

Human Sentry Gun Kill 20 enemies with a Light Machine Gun while using the bipod without un-deploying.

Denied Destroy 30 flashbangs before they detonate.

Hipster Complete a day of any heist in loud without ever aiming down the sights of your weapons.

I Will Succeed With Dignity In the Shadow Raid job, complete the heist without using any pre-planning favors on OVERKILL difficulty or above.

Just Shut up and Take My Money! On day 1 of the Reservoir Dogs job, hit the cashier in the Garnet Group boutique with the Money Bundle melee weapon.

Golden Grin Anonymous Spend at least a $1,000,000,000(sic) in the Offshore Payday.

Why? In the Counterfeit job, place a body bag on the grill.

Quick Draw In the Panic Room job, kill all gangsters within 60 seconds after masking up on the OVERKILL difficulty or above.

Federal Assurance In the First World Bank job, kill all Bulldozers in the vault within 30 seconds after jumping down the hole.

Silver Tongue On day 1 of the Reservoir Dogs job, convert the cashier in the Garnet Group boutique to fight for you.

I'm Sure No One Heard That On the Ukrainian Job, finish the heist in stealth after triggering the alarm with the metal detectors.

Remember, No Russian In the Boiling Point job, scan all 4 bodies without letting the mercenaries turn off the power or stop the scanner on the OVERKILL difficulty or above.

The Safe Words are Police Brutality and Irony Kill a Cloaker with the Telescopic Baton.

C-40 In a single day of any job, place at least 40 trip mines.

Damn it, Bile... On day 2 of the Big Oil job, have Bile trigger the alarm.

Van Gogh to Hell In the Art Gallery heist, throw a painting onto a toilet. Also works on Framing Frame Day 1.

Draganborn In the Safe House, hit the punching bag in Dragan's gym for over 500 points in a single hit.

Masterpiece In the Art Gallery heist, secure all paintings in stealth without killing any security guards. Also works on Framing Frame Day 1.

Say Hello To My Halloween Friend! In the Cursed Kill Room job, Acquire all 7 "Deadly Sins" masks.

Faster! Faster! I can do it faster! In the Cursed Kill Room job, open at least 6 safes in a single run on the Very Hard difficulty or above.

Matrix With Lasers In the Big Bank job, open the vault by using the "Beast" drill and escape using the C4 Tunneling asset without killing any snipers on Death Wish difficulty or above. Does not require drilling. Snipers behind the C4 tunnel wall can be killed without failing this achievement.

I Feel Like Robin Hood! Complete the Undercover job with every crew member using only a bow without any modifications on OVERKILL difficulty or above. Crossbows not allowed, limiting options to the Plainsrider Bow and English Longbow.

A Junkyard Full Of Junkies On day 1 of the Big Oil job, kill all of the bikers within 1 minute of the heist starting.

Down Payment On the First World Bank job, kill the bank manager with the Money Bundle melee weapon.

Watch The Power Switch! On day 2 of the Hoxton Breakout job, don't let the cops turn off the power while Hoxton is in the server room on the OVERKILL difficulty or above.

Global Warming Complete the Alaskan Deal job with all crew members using only Flamethrowers. Cannot be obtained with the MA-17 Flamethrower.

Virus Play a heist together with a player who has this achievement on your crew.

Snipe This! Kill a Sniper with a melee weapon.

The Raid Gang Complete the Safe House Raid job and don't let the cops pick up any bags on the Death Wish difficulty or above. Enemies are allowed to pick up the bags, but not carry them off-map.

One Man Army Complete any job in loud on your own on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. For clarity, this means no Crew AI.

WULULULULU--BZZZT!!! Stop a charging Cloaker with either the Buzzer or Electrical Brass Knuckles melee weapons. Stopping them with the Counterstrike skill does not count.

Expert Landing In the Birth of Sky job, have all players land on the roof of any building, car or other structure and together get 200 kills before ever touching the ground on Death Wish difficulty or above Crew AI will not void this achievement if they are on the ground, nor will they ever add to the kill count.

Lieutenant Colonel Convert 300 enemies to fight for you.

Drive By Kill 10 enemies while in the passenger seat of a vehicle. This can also be obtained while in the driver's seat, as long as the kills are made with a weapon and not the vehicle itself.

A Tazed of Your Own Medicine Kill a Taser with either the Buzzer or Electrical Brass Knuckles melee weapons.

The following teasers were added on April 18, 2018, and replaced April 25, 2018.

In criminal law, In criminal law,

a conspiracy is a conspiracy is

an agreement an agreement

between two between two

or more persons or more persons

to commit to commit

a crime a crime

at some time at some time

in the future. in the future.

Criminal law in some Criminal law in some

countries countries

or for some or for some

conspiracies conspiracies

may require may require

that at least one that at least one

overt act overt act

be undertaken be undertaken

in furtherance in furtherance

of that agreement, of that agreement,

to constitute to constitute

an offense. an offense.

There is There is

no limit no limit

on the number on the number

participating participating

in the conspiracy in the conspiracy

and, in most and, in most

countries, countries,

no requirement no requirement

that any steps that any steps

steps steps

have been have been

taken have been

to put to put

the plan the plan

into effect. into effect.

I Feel Like Robin Hood! Complete the Undercover job with every crew member using only a bow without any modifications on OVERKILL difficulty or above.

Global Warming Complete the Alaskan Deal job with all crew members using only Flamethrowers.

The achievements cannot be obtained with Crew AI, but the usage of sentry guns and converts are allowed. These are especially recommended for the latter achievement, as the Flamethrower cannot hit Snipers in any of their perches.

• The teasers are text taken from the Wikipedia article on criminal conspiracies.
• The achievements were suggested by the PAYDAY 2 community, and are labeled as such in the in-game achievement menu. Most of the achievements can traced to posts on the Achievement Suggestion Thread 2.0, Achievement Ideas for PAYDAY 2 that OVERKILL should consider., and Community Achievement? threads, with the exceptions of Why?, Van Gogh to Hell, and Draganborn.
  • The achievements suggested by players are as follows:
    • Compact Confrontation, One Man Army, and The Raid Gang by Rickens
    • Human Sentry Gun by HandOfKane
    • Denied by Jones
    • Hipster by Ain’t Canc3r
    • I Will Succeed With Dignity and Federal Assurance by Robo-Tavia Memory
    • Just Shut up and Take My Money! by Z3r0_
    • Golden Grin Anonymous by The Least Interesting Chibi…
    • Quick Draw and Remember, No Russian by GZ1
    • Silver Tongue, The Safe Words Are Police Brutality and Irony, C-40, and Damn It, Bile... by Not Here for Fortune or Fame
    • I’m Sure No One Heard That by Silver
    • Masterpiece by [RAIDING] CAS
    • Say Hello To My Halloween Friend! and Faster! Faster! I can do it faster! by Moe ChiaKi
    • Matrix With Lasers, Expert Landing, and Lieutenant Colonel by Blue Screen of Death
    • I Feel Like Robin Hood! by SPICY MEMER
    • A Junkyard Full Of Junkies by Xander
    • Down Payment by Twitch
    • Watch the Power Switch! by Archwraith
    • Global Warming by DatMageDoe
    • Virus by DJ Raptor
    • Snipe This! by lancer1280
    • WULULULULU--BZZZT!!! by PAY4CRASH2
    • Drive By by Captain Space Dust
    • A Tazed of Your Own Medicine is a combination of suggestions by Ain’t Canc3r and GZ1
  • Despite Spring Break 2015 Side Job achievements, Locke and Load difficulty achievements, and Death Sentence update achievements also having been suggested by the community, they are not labeled as such in the in-game achievement menu.
• Just Shut up and Take My Money! refers to a meme that originated from Futurama.
• Quick Draw is an achievement from PAYDAY: The Heist.
• Remember, No Russian refers to a controversial mission from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
• Draganborn is a small meme within the PAYDAY 2 community, being a pun on Dragan and the Dragonborn from The Elder Scrolls series.
• Say Hello To My Halloween Friend! is a reference to the final scene of Scarface.
  • The icon appears to depict the mask of Ghostface from the Scream franchise.