Calling Crewmates
Inspiring
- "We're not running in heels; move!"
- "Faster, come on!"
- "Fucking get a move on."
- "Get back in the fight you big gobshite!"
- "Pain is an illusion! Those cops AREN'T! GET UP!"
- "Oh, you can rest when you're dead!"
- "Stop arsing around! Get up!"
- "Arses are for kicking, not sitting!"
- "Get up and kill those ballbags NOW!"
- "Up, laddie!"
- "Rise and shine, laddie."
- "Hey you, get on your feet"
- "You, up, NOW!"
- "Get the fuck up!"
- "Pick your feet up, you big shite!"
Completing A Heist
- "That was fucking deadly! Don't you fuck with the Payday gang!"
- "Fucking textbook example of how you do it."
- "Silent, deadly, fucking deadly!"
- "Ah ah ! *heavy breathing* We did it ! *heavy breathing* Maybe you showed you aren't useless afterall !"
- "Ah ah ! *heavy breathing* That was fucking deadly ! *heavy breathing* DON'T. FUCK. with the Payday gang !"
- "Haha, just as planned, smoother than a little baby's arse."
- "That's how it's done, stealth right up the arsehole!"
- "A great plan, a great crew and great execution!"
- "GET IN !"
- "Perfect execution, that's how you fucking do it."
- "THAT's how it's done."
- "We actually fucking did it! FUCK me!"
- "Fuck ... me ... hard!"
- "Fuck me sideways!"
- "Suck on that, completely silent."
- "We're out, we did it, fucking get in!"
- "Hahaha, shit hitting fans all over!"
- "Someone's gonna get their arse reddened over this."
- "Haha, I had my doubts about you guys ... not anymore."
- "Haha, great, time to crack open the coolies!"
- "Because we are fucking professionals!"
- "And that, lads, is how it's done!"
- "Oi! Coppers! SUCK IT!"
Special Enemies
Sniper
Killing snipers
- "Haha, Sniper's pushing up daisies!"
- "Sniper's taken care of!"
- "Sniper got what he deserved!"
Bulldozer
- "Oh shit! Bulldozer!"
- "Big guy's coming!"
- "Goddamn Bulldozer!"
Killing Bulldozers
- "Haha, Bulldozer eliminated!"
- "One Bulldozer less in the world!"
- "Took care of the Bulldozer!"
- "Got the big guy!"
- "I got the Dozer!"
Taser
- "Taser! Keep your distance!"
- "Don't let the Taser get close!"
- "Taser, watch out!"
- "Look out, Taser!"
Killing Tasers
- "Woooo! One Taser less in the world!"
- "Hahaha! Got the Taser!"
- "Heeheehee, that Taser just went tits up."
Shields
- "Fucking shield!"
- "AAAAAG! SHIEEELLDDDD!"
Killing Shields
- "Took care of the Shield!"
- "Hahaha! The Shield's dead!"
- "One Shield less in the world, everybody!"
- "Woooo! Shield eliminated!"
Cloakers
Killing Cloakers
- "Hahaha, killed the Cloaker!"
- "One Cloaker less in the world!"
- "Call me the Cloaker smoker!"
SWAT Van Turret
- "Watch that turret."
- "Watch that turret gang!"
Dominating
- "Get your hands up, motherfucker!"
- "I'm telling you to fucking get on the ground!"
- "Put your fucking hands up!"
- "Now down on your knees!"
- "Now hand-cuff yourself!"
Civilians
- "New game! Everyone pretend to be a nice rug! Winner doesn't get shot in the face."
- "How often do I have to say? Stay still or I'll skin you and use your wrinkly ballsack as a purse!"
- "Everybody stay still and quiet, and the nice Irish lady won't have to fucking eviscerate you."
- "Alright, we're playing a new game called ‘move and I'll fucking kill you’. Your turn!"
- "Stay off the phones, unless you want them jammed up you arsehole!"
- "Secret to staying alive is me not having to eviscerate you with your own cock, right?"
- "The ground is full of heroes. Don't join them."
- "Are you having trouble with my accent? Stay down!"
- "Don't talk, don't fucking move - don't die."
- "You can watch on the news later - head down!"
- "Don't think about getting brave, sunshine!"
- "Move and I'll execute you, you fucker!"
- "The next time you move will be your last, you hear?"
- "On the fucking ground! Now!"
- "Don't move, don't even fucking breathe."
- "Eat the ground or you'll EAT MY FIST, YOU TWAT!"
Breaking Stealth
- "Let's have a céilí people!"
- "Plan A is always a shite anyway!"
- "Let's have a hoolie!"
- "Uh, I think a rat ate through a cable here, ooh, yeah, I think I see it. Cable crumbs."
- "All clear control."
- "Apologies Control, got my radio and my cellphone mixed up, I was trying to text Leeroy."
- "Sorry, just adjusting my uniform, accidentally hit the alert button, no problems here though."
- "We read: no alarms, no threats, no excitement, no ... nothing. Basically."
- "Sorry *ahem*, radio fell off the shelf while I was taking a dump. Please don't tell my supervisor."
- "Uh ... just some drunks ... they've moved along now. Everything is A-OK."
- "Sorry to spook you, Control *ahem*, got dick fingers you see. Pressed alert by accident."
- "Can't quit- *bshhhhh*... *ahem* Sunspark activity- *bshhhhh*... eeeh, but we're all clear here !"
- "No problem here, reception's not great."
- "We are all fine ... "
- "Roger control, I did a full Alpha-level-deep recon. We are cleeaar for boogies."
- "Sorry, been reading the Walking Dead comic, scared the shit out of me, bit shook up."
- "Sorry Control, thought I saw a masked gunman, it was just a cat."
- "My colleague was arsing around and accidentally hit the alert, we're fine though."
- "We're fine here, thought I saw something, but I didn't ... it's fine, right?"
- "Oh, I see what happened, a pigeon just hit our antenna"
- "Nothing's up here but my blood pressure."
- "Don't worry about it, Control, just the chili Jalapenos I had for lunch
- "We're fine, probably shouldn't have had that Sushi I found in the fridge."
- "Nope, we're fine. Hate to say it, but I saw a spider, it's dealt with."
- "Sorry Control, uh ... just walked into a lamp post. Everything's fine."
- "God, I wish there were some crooks breaking in and doing a heist, spice the night up!"
- "Hey, yeah, no problems, sat on the goddamn radio."
- "Nope, we're all fine here, yep, everything's fine."
- "We're fine control, I uhhhmm just wanted to hear your voice..."
- "Excitement? Here? You must be shitting me."
Throwables
- "Frag out, fuckers!"
- "Gonna be a boom!"
- "Hold your bollocks!"
- "Get clear, grenade!"
Deployables
- "First Aid kit here!"
- "Got a First Aid kit here!"
Reviving and being revived(Team AI only)
- "Ah ! It is you ! I-... I thought you were a walking sack of raw mint !"
- "Ugh, come on, don't play doctor with me just-... Close the wound !"
- "*laugh* Jesus... *laugh* It's not brain surgery, just close the hole !"
- "Looking for your skimpy panties in the dark again, uh ?"
- "What ? You stabbed your toe again ?"
- "Uuuuugh, just staple the bullet holes !"
- "*breath-in* *gasp* Ugh, the pain is fine !"
- "Ugh, here, you're not doing fffucking needle point, just fucking close it ! *gasp*"
- "Want me to kiss it better?"
- "Don't cry! Be Clover's brave little soldier."
Map-Specific quotes
Safehouse
- to Bonnie "What do you say Bonnie, are we hitting the town tonight? I think It's time we show the lads how real women party."
- to Dallas "Captain America, do you got a new job for us or what? Otherwise I plan to drink myself silly."
- to Hoxton "Hey there, you're not still mad at me are you?"