PAYDAY: The HeistEdit

  • "What the...! What are you doing, Matt?"
  • "Push harder, shoot better, get richer!"
  • "Smoke! Augh, I can't see fuckin' shite!"
  • "You'll never fuckin' take me down!"
  • "I've got a bullet here wi' your name on it, sunshine!"
  • "I've got an address stamped on every bullet!"

First World BankEdit

  • "I'm in the cafeteria, not many people here!"
  • "There's that bank manager!"
  • "I've got the drill and one can of thermite!"
  • "Somebody grab the extra can of thermite!"
  • "Come on, come on, come on!"
  • "I've poured out the thermite, stand back!"
  • "The cops are coming out of the elevators!"
  • "Any second now!"
  • "Get the bags out, grab the money!"
  • "Let's blow this wall, and run like motherfuckers!"
  • "Fuck! There are more enemies here as well!"
  • "Down the stairs!"
  • "Victory's just around the corner now!"
  • "There's our ride!"
  • "Listen up, this is a robbery! We're don't want to harm anyone! We're after the bank's money, not yours. Your money's insured, alright? You're not gonna lose a penny. Think of your family. DON'T try and be a hero. Just shut up, and stay down, and this will be over in no time. (PAYDAY The Heist and PAYDAY 2)

Diamond HeistEdit

  • "The alarm goes off, we get filthy rich... Is there more to know?"
  • "This code cost us a fortune! Someone's gonna pay for this!"

Personal quotesEdit

Live actionEdit

  • "Did ya miss me ya wankers?"
  • "I need a mask... It's alright, I came prepared!"
  • "What cocksucking motherfucker measured the c4?
  • "(to Houston) Hey, I'm talking to you, you fucking twat!
  • "At least he's not completely useless..."
  • "Got any more guns?"
  • "Actually, make that a left. We're not going to the safehouse!
  • "Look at this! I'm rich! It's payday fellas!"
  • "I said it's fucking payday motherfu- *explosion*"
  • "All right, seriously you wankers, what the fuck is going on!?!"
  • "(Whistling) Taxi for the Payday Gang!"

Hoxton BreakoutEdit

  • "To quote Churchill: Fuckin' hell that was loud!"
  • "I recognize the two of you - but where's my old fucking mask?"
  • "Well, fuck me sideways - it's the motherfucking Payday gang!"
  • "Bollocks to the safe house! We're going somewhere else, trust me!
  • "Fuck! That was an explosion!
  • "Bloody hell, me ears are bollocksed! Was that C4 or a demolition charge?!"
  • "Yes, yes! Now it's time to see helmets flying!"
  • "Yeah you bloody wankers you took your time didn't you?!"
  • "Dallas, your little brother should give my name back, and call himself Houston!"
  • "Well well well, so who's the fourth musketeer? This wanker's your little brother, Dallas?"
  • "You call yourself Hoxton, right? More like Houston, because you just got a fucking problem!"
  • "I'm not gonna miss that prison food I'll tell you that much, shit on a fuckin' shingle."
  • "Some shitbag ratted on me! Dunno who but I'm sure!
  • "Feels good to be outside, the fresh air, the birds, the bullets and explosions and all that shit."
  • "Fuck me! Talk about making an entrance!"
  • "Second, I want a proper bath, third, a beer, fourth, the cathouse, but first, huh keep driving!"
  • "Someone ratted me out! And I know it wasn't Matt, 'cause I know all of his secrets by now."
  • "Glad to be outside of that shithole! Fuckin' Hazelton! No place for a proper English Gentleman you know."
  • "I've spent a long time away in jail you wankers. I've got business that needs taken care of."
  • "John Motherfuckin' Wick. Didn't think I'd see your face again.
  • "Well fuck me sideways, if it isn't John Wick. I thought you'd got out! How's the family? ...What, did I say something bad?"
  • "Whose kid you guys are babysitting? Your name is Sokol? Talk about trying to fit in with the adults."
  • "Dallas! I thought we were pals. Does a pal leave his BFF in jail? Wanker."
  • "Wolf, what you did with that Bulldozer back there was a bit... I think you need help, mate."
  • "Wolf! You've been barking up the wrong tree for years, and now you find me."
  • "Chains, I thought I could count on you. Wanker."
  • "I don't know how many times I've saved your ass, Chains, and this is how you repay me. You could get me a limo at the very fucking least."
  • "Clover? What the fuck are you doing here?"
  • "Some fuckin' cunt snitched, I need to find out who."
  • "Dallas! Where the fuck were you? I was waiting like a princess on the goddamn tower!"
  • "At least in the nick I didn't have Bain yappin' in me ear like a needy dog. Get the drill, my arse."
  • "Admit it. You tossers missed my beautiful English accent, didn't you? Did you? Wankers!"
  • "There's the entrance. Don't pussyfoot around, knock that front door down! *sound of door being rammed* Fuckin' nice one"
  • "For God's sake lads, the power."
  • "Come on you wankers, get that power back on!"
  • "Gang, I can't do what I need to do without power. Fucking fix it!"
  • "Power's back but I'm gonna reboot things here! Hold your horses!"
  • "You're in. Ha! His password was iheartrainbows44!"
  • "Unrestricted access. Fucking get in!"
  • "Power's back on, I gotta reboot it."
  • "I'll get to work, cover me!"
  • "Nice. But try keep those tossers off the power, yeah?"
  • "I'll be quiet as a church mouse 'til you're back."
  • "Gonna keep a low profile in here."
  • "I'll keep schtum in here till you're back."

Masking upEdit

  • "Alright fellas, let's do this!"
  • "It's cha-ching time!"
  • "Here goes nothing!"
  • "Haha! This is gonna be so much fun!"
  • "Let's break some necks"
  • "Ok, It's on!"
  • "Time to rock!"

Calling CrewmatesEdit

  • "<heistername>, come with me."
  • "<heistername>?, on me now!"
  • "<heistername>?, follow me!"
  • "<heistername>?, follow!"

Calling out to HoustonEdit

  • "Hey Arsebreath"
  • "Arse clown"
  • "Arse face"
  • "Fucker"
  • "Shit for brains"
  • "Oi Motherfucker"
  • "Dickhead"
  • "Wanker"
  • "Lover boy"
  • "Twat"
  • "ey' Fuckface"
  • "ey' Kiss my arse"

Heist successEdit

  • "And they score!"
  • "Woohoo we made it!"
  • "Yes! Everything according to plan!"
  • "Yeah we've pulled it off! Fantastic!"
  • "Flawless execution guys!"
  • "Yes, we did it, we did it!"

Health and BleedoutEdit

Low healthEdit

  • "Argh! I'm hurt, anybody got a medic bag?"
  • "Ahhh! I'm dying, anybody got a fucking medic bag?"
  • "Ah, Shit. Feeling lightheaded! Anybody got a medic bag?"

Calling for help during bleedoutEdit

  • "<heistername>, help me!"
  • "<heistername>, give me a hand!"
  • "Oi, <heistername>, you've gotta help me!"

When using Inspire SkillEdit


  • "Go!"
  • "Go, go, go!"
  • "Pick up the fucking pace!"
  • "Run, Forrest, Run!"
  • "Ey, Top Gear now!"
  • "Hurry the fuck up!"
  • "Fucking shift it!"
  • "Run like your mattress is on fire!"
  • "Accelerate, you wanker."
  • "Run like you mean it."
  • "Shift up another gear"
  • "Put your foot out motherfucker!"

Aced RevivingEdit

  • "We need you mate, get up!"
  • "Get off your arse!"
  • "Stand up!"
  • "This is no time to rest. Get the fuck up!"
  • "Pain is just mental - get back up!"
  • "Get back up and fight buddy!"
  • "Pain is just part of your mind!"

Special EnemiesEdit


  • "Bulldozer!"
  • "It's a motherfucking bulldozer!"

Killing BulldozersEdit

  • "Bulldozer, taken care of!"
  • "Bulldozer, eliminated!"
  • "Yeah! Bulldozer eliminated!"
  • "Bulldozer down!"


  • "Taser!"
  • "It's a Taser!"
  • "Fucking Taser!"
  • "Bloody Taser !"
  • "It's a motherfuckin' taser!"

Killing TasersEdit

  • "Taser down!"
  • "Taser eliminated!"
  • "Taser's history!"
  • "Look lively, Taser incoming"


  • "Shield!"
  • "There's a Shield over here!"
  • "Fucking Shield!"
  • "Bloody Shield over here!"

Killing ShieldsEdit

  • "Shield killed!"
  • "Shield Taken' Care of!"
  • "Shield's history!"
  • "Shield down!"
  • "Shield eliminated!"


  • "Cloaker!"
  • "Fuckin' Cloaker!"
  • "Cloaker, Son of a BITCH!"
  • "Hey, we got a cloaker over here!"

Killing cloakersEdit

  • "Cloaker down!"
  • "Cloaker's history!"
  • "Yeah, cloaker eliminated!"


  • "Sniper! Get cover!"
  • "Sniper! Watch out!"
  • "Sniper!"

Killing snipersEdit

  • "Sniper down!"
  • "Got the sniper!"
  • "Sniper got what he deserved!"
  • "One sniper less!"
  • "This sniper´s pushin´ up daisies!"
  • "Good, one sniper less in the world!"


  • "Fucking look out! Medic!
  • "Bollocks! They've got a medic!"
  • "They've got a medic, fellas!"
  • "Aw, shit it. Medic."

Killing medicsEdit

  • "I've killed a medic!"
  • "That's the end of the medic!
  • "Yes! Medic down!"
  • "Got the fuckin' medic!"
  • "Fucking medic is dead."


  • "Look out!"
  • "Fuck!"
  • "Fuck me! Turret!"
  • "A bloody turret!"
  • "SWAT turret!"


Guards & other law enforcementEdit

  • "Drop it!"
  • "Drop it you wanker!"
  • "Drop it ya twat !"
  • "Drop the gun!"
  • "Drop the fuckin' gun!"
  • "Get your hands up!"
  • "Get those fuckin' hands up!"
  • "Put 'em up!"
  • "Hands in the air!"
  • "Hands up! UP!!"
  • "Hands up you bastard!"
  • "Hands up you son of a bitch!"
  • "Put your fuckin' hands up!"
  • "Put your motherfucking hands up!"
  • "Down on your fuckin' knees!"
  • "Put your cuffs on!"
  • "Now on with the cuffs!"


  • "Down!"
  • "Get down on the ground!"
  • "And stay there!"
  • "Get down on the fucking ground!"
  • "And don't fuckin' get up!"
  • "Everybody get the fuck down!"
  • "On the ground!"
  • "Stay the fuck down!"
  • "Shut the fuck up!"
  • "Stay very fucking still, sunshine! Better get used to it!"
  • "Stay down!"
  • "Stay down! Yeah I'm talking to you! No don't answer back you twat!"
  • "Did I give any of you permission to speak? No don't answer back you twat!"
  • "I've got couple of knuckles right here with your name on them"
  • "Don't move! That's the only thought I want in your head right now!"
  • "Keep still or I'll truss you up like a fuckin' rabbit!"
  • "Stay down and shut up and you might as well enjoy it because you're gonna be there for a long fuckin' time!
  • "Oh, you got a hair in your eyes, you got a fly in your ear. I don't fucking care. Don't fucking move!"
  • "You say Shénme? You say Shénme?"
  • "Is that a fucking cell phone? Don't touch it!"
  • "Haha, this isn't your day is it sunshine?"
  • "I don't like this dickhead's face!"
  • "I don't like your fuckin' face!"
  • "Who said that? I'll fuck you up proper!"
  • "Somebody's farted! Who the fuck was that?"
  • "This one's my favourite, silent like a mouse."
  • "You got something to say? Don't!"
  • "Quite! Like a fish!"
  • "You got ants in your pants, have you? I'm keeping a fuckin' eye on you lad!"
  • "I'm warning you if you as much as sneeze!"
  • "Don't move! Yes, I'm talkin' to you dickhead!"

Pager responses Edit

  • "Was just thinking about my eighth grade home room teacher, actually."
  • "Oh, I just fell asleep there"
  • "I keep hearing things. Man I need to get more sleep."
  • "I just saw a spider so big. I think, it's from Pacific Rim. But uh...I'm fine now."
  • "No, no, just playing chess in my head."
  • "Everything is A-Okay. Just ticking boxes, doing damage as usual."
  • "Is that a knock? Jim? Who's there?"
  • "Aw, who left the goddamn toilet seat up?"
  • "I...yeah...maybe I should pay more attention to the wall and my face, uh, I'm fine now."
  • "Uh, I'm good except that I definitely need to ease up on the coffee. I'm vibrating over here."
  • "No problem, I'm thinking I shouldn't have gone to that Chinese place around the corner though."
  • "Oh good, I think is a bit strange, sunspots or something, uh... solar storm."
  • "'s all good, I'm great actually. Yeah, I'm spectacular."
  • "Jesus, I hate cockroaches and yeah I'm a pussy."
  • "Hmm? Yeah, just trying to amuse myself down here ... it's not working."
  • "Just thinking about whether I left my stove on ... yeah I think I left it on."
  • "Uhh ... yeah, my bad, just nodded off, had a late night."
  • "All good here, nothing the least bit strange."
  • "Uh ... It's all good, I think this place has rats or something."
  • "No problems, except maybe I shouldn't have had that shrimp at the diner."
  • "I appreciate the concern, but there's a whole lot of nothing going on down here."
  • "Nothing new, just waiting around, getting older, applying for jobs."
  • "It's ... uh ... it's fine, I'm just jumpy."
  • "Everything's good, just got a little lost for a second."
  • "You keep dropping signal, give me a few minutes to straighten this out."
  • "Keep losing your signal, hang on a sec, just going to try something."
  • "No problems, why would there be problems? Everything's fine."
  • "Thanks for calling, uhh ... nothing to report though."
  • "No problems at all, can you just send up a pizza?"
  • "Nothing's happening, quiet night in Jonestown."
  • "I think I should have bought those lottery tickets, I'm feeling lucky."
  • "Thought I heard something ... probably a bird."
  • "We're all good down here, I just zoned out a little."

Throwables Edit

  • "Let's blow some shit up!"
  • "Time to shake the ground!"
  • "Pull your socks up!"
  • "This is gonna get loud!"
  • "Boom!"
  • "Grenade away!"
  • "Chew on this!"
  • "Look out!"

Deployables Edit

  • "Body bag case is out!"
  • "Body bag case deployed!"
  • "I've got a body bag case!"
  • "Ammo bag right here!"
  • "If anybody needs ammo, come and get it!"
  • "Come get ammo!"
  • "Ammo over here by me!"
  • "Medical bag, right here!"
  • "Medical bag, get patched up!"
  • "First Aid Kit, here!"
  • "First Aid Kit here for anyone who needs it!"
  • "Deploying First Aid Kit!"
  • "Got a First Aid Kit, here!"
  • "First Aid Kit, get your bandaid here!"
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