Here's a fascinating note! Prior to Update #167 (November 30), the Para didn't have the "wpn_fps_amcar_bolt_standard" included in its default_blueprint entry! I bet it could be fixed if that was removed.
That is, unless I play by myself and use mods like Free Flight Camera. (Gee, it gives a sense of an unofficial debug menu when it's possible to teleport the player to where the camera is, even out of bounds)
Kinda dumb move, but since the Bullet trophy can spawn elsewhere I guess it's no biggie.
Interestingly, while today SWAT stands for 'Special Weapons and Tactics', originally the acronym stood for 'Special Weapons Attack Team', before they changed it to 'Special Weapons and Tactics' to make it sound less threatening, meaning the term 'SWAT Team' originally would have been tautological.
I'd advise you to adjust your behaviour. Being petty, starting feuds and spreading memes won't last you long. Last I checked you're still on probation, meaning we could re-ban you at any time if you don't behave.
i'm getting a little tired of analyzing the dozens of comments from people on the theory thread that oscillates between rambling about bullshit and stuff actually relevant to the puzzles and their answers and formatting all of that into something neat that can be digested if you're new to the whole ARG business or have some trouble with reading stuff like that, only to discover that in the meantime you have published an edit with only the unsolved e-mail and left a comment along the lines of "yeehaw new email folks"
i don't want this to be a big deal, i don't want to argue with someone over a puzzle about a fucking video game, i just want to not deal with the stress of the time and effort i spend compiling all that being wasted
Looking at that mod, I have a theory to why it's still not fixed; you cannot buy PAYDAY 2 by itself unless you look at some other sites like G2A for a Steam Key, but since it's no longer possible to buy the base game on Steam instead of the Ultimate Edition with all the DLC included (or getting the base game for free when a limited amount of copies were given out), Overkill didn't bother with it.
In turn it means you have no choice but to first equip the Platypus 70 with a non-default sight (i.e iron sight), equip the bitch, and then remove the iron sight to circumvent the superfluous DLC requirement. Good jerb, Overkill!