Safe House/Quotes

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This list contains unique pieces of dialogue when interacting with other characters in the Safe House. Characters act differently according to the upgrade stage their room is in, but some lines are said throughout multiple upgrades. When interacted with a specific character, characters may say a unique dialogue. Also, characters talk to themselves when idle.

Heisters

Bodhi

Idle

• "We should get some fighting going on in the house. Release some steam, you know? All in good fun, of course."
• "I feel like leaping off a building today."
• "*Deep breath* Be one with your mind... Body and soul."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "This board might be my best work yet, bro."
• "Yo, how are you? You wanna help me make a board?"
• "Don't get too attached to this new house, bro. It's all material bullshit."
• "When this is done, I'm going surfin'."
• "Yo, I miss being one with the waves."
• "Yo compadre! I'm in the waves... in my minds."

Interaction (Room Level 2)

• "It's almost time for me to meditate bro.Come and join me."
• "Dont get attached to this new House bro.Its all Material Bullshit."
• "This is how Things should be made,using your Hands and Mind.No fucking Machines."
• "This Board might my best work yet bro."

Bonnie

Idle

• "That pizza yesterday was bargain."
• "Got to tell that codger Aldstone to buy more whiskey."

Interaction (Room Level 2)

• "I swear that bloody machine is rigged."
• "My poker table, my rules."
• "What you staring at? I play responsibly."
• "I tried to get Aldstone to play poker with me, but he put on a skeptical look and said he preferred something called Whist, what the fuck is that?"
• "Home is where the heart is. Not sure how that works for heartless, though."
• "Look at this, it's like a small casino! Like Las Vegas without the shores!"
• "What did you call me? Oh, you mean slot machine. Yeah, those are great."
• "So, who wants to play? I promise I'll be gentle."
• Hey, I don't complain. With some Rivertown Glen, every dump can be heaven.
• "These machines can get you rich, you know."

Bathroom

• "What? You want to watch? Bugger off." 
• "Occupied."
• "Leave me alone, i'm thinking great thoughts here."
• "Don't hold your breath, this is gonna take a while."
• "Stop peekin' under the door, you pervert!"

Chains

Idle

• "Almost done with this one."
• "Man, I got these big ass hands, and I got these little ass components!
• *Singing Hello by Adele*
• *Singing Single Ladies by Beyoncé*
• "Always breaking my good weapons."
• "Curse these sausage fingers!"

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "You need something? I'm working over here."
• "I bet I'll be able to make some good shits for our weapons using this workstation."
• "What's up? You gonna need a new scope or something else? I got your back, baby."
• "Digging my new workstation. Definitely an improvement from the last safe house.
• "It's good to have a place to stash all our weapons."

Interaction (Room Level 2)

• "You need something? I'm working over here."
• "What's up? You gonna need a new scope or something else? I got your back, baby."
• "I bet I'll be able to make some good shits for our weapons using this workstation."
• "What's up? You gonna need a new scope or something else? I got your back, baby."
• "Digging my new workstation. Definitely an improvement from the last safe house.
• "You watch that new Captain America movie? It's got some great actors in it."
• "Don't tell you you broke your rifle again"
• "Gonna rap this up and gonna go for a long run. You could join if you want."
• "Let me get this suppressor done, then we'll go get a fish taco."
• "How you doing, baby? What's you need?"
• "There's a difference between collecting and hoarding, you know? It's about quality."
• "We collected a lot of good weapons during our time together, right?"
• "Some mighty fine collection, baby!"
• "It's great to have a place to stash all our

If player is John Wick

• "John! Old buddy! Hey man, you ever think about Jeffery guy back in the military? Fucking nut job, definitely watch Full Metal Jacket once too many. Still, we had some good times."

Clover

Idle

• "I need a drink."
• "Is Hoxton still mad at me? ...Nah, he can't be."
• "I wanna buy something, but I don't know what."
• "Yearning for some pot pie over here."
• "What is that Riverdance crap all about anyway?"

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "It's a good idea to have a security system in place, but this shit won't do. We'll need a massive upgrade."
• "Does this shit even work? Where do we get these monitors, from the trash?
• "If you guys want to be the charge of security, I'll need a better fucking equipment."
• "I can't say I fancy this so called 'security system'. What, are we poor or something?"
• "You know, looking at this, you wouldn't think we ever got paid."

Interaction (Room Level 2)

• "I'm thinking we need cameras throughout the whole safe house, don't you agree?"
• "It's not the latest shit in the market, but it's starting to look like a security system."
• "Kinda funny I'm in charge of security. I mean, I do have the experience, but it's always been about how to get around them, not set it up."
• "The security system is slowly getting into place."
• "Slowly but steady, we're getting there. Better desk, better monitors... But we can still do fucking better, you know?"

Interaction (Room Level 3)

• "I bloody feel like God watching over everything. You can't do shite in this house without me seeing it."
• "You wanna have a go? I've installed surveillance in each and every room in this house."

If player is Dallas

• "Captain America. You got a new job for us or what? Otherwise I plan to drink myself silly."

Dallas

Idle

• "Mmm... Bain should have contacted me by now."
• "Fuck... I forgot to leave my suit at the dry cleaner. Why did I eat a jelly donut?"
• "Maybe I should take a break and read a book or something."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "So what do you think of my new office? It's almost like I'm a proper fucking businessman."
• "So what do you think about our new Safehouse? Pretty great huh?"
• "Got myself a new TV. You dig it?"
• "Room is coming together pretty nicely wouldn't you say? Some more things and we will be good."
• "You seen my new chair? It's softer than a baby's ass."

Interaction (Room Level 2)

• "Welcome! What do you say, huh? Pretty fucking great, right? Yeah baby, this will do just fine."
• "Like my new desk? It's all about rolling with new style, baby!"
• "I know what you are thinking, and you can forget about it. Get your own fucking TV. This one's mine."
• "Now we're talking; this is how big players do their shit."
• "What's up, you itching for a new heist?"
• We should have gotten a new safe house earlier, right? We'll be ready to take things to the next level now."
• "Now this is a room fit for a king of crime! Step right in and take a look around! But don't fucking break anything."

Dragan

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "Don't just stand there come work out. Get rid of some of that Baby Fat."
• "Train hard everyday and you get strong like me."
• "Come workout you looking fat."
• "Look at these muscles, you fuckers.This is Croatian Steel right here."
• "You could also use some training. You looking puffy."
• "Doesn't feel like I'm in a prison gym anymore."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "Have you seen this new equipment. It's good Stuff."

If player is John Wick

• "Hey John, you should mind your own fucking business, huh?"

Duke

Idle

• "This isn't quite the standard of my apartment in New York. But it'll do fine for now."
• "When all this is over, maybe I'll go back to New York. Or, I'll buy a castle in Europe. You know, where history comes from?"
• "I'm from Long Island, you know. Grew up in a nice place, by the sea."
• "I like books. I like art. I'm a collector."
• "Can I... Offer you a glass of wine? Something finer?"
• "I was resigned to work alone for life. But joining this gang is the best thing I ever did."
• "Aldstone is great! Oddly enough, I've never had a butler."
• "Maybe we should send the commissioner some flowers."
• "Think I should send commissioner Garrett my 'Most Special Agent' badge replica."
• "There is nothing wrong with your television set. Know what I mean?"
• "I've traveled all around the world. Never imagined I'd end up in DC, though. *laughs*"
• "I have yet to fine a decent plate of chicken vindaloo in all of DC. Any ideas where I might go to get one?"
• "Have you ever robbed the tomb of a pharaoh? I did, once. It was a little spooky, with the curse and all, but very profitable."
• "I love colossal sculptures. But they're really hard to steal, so I don't have a lot of them."
• "We should go to the old country sometime. Steal the crown jewels, what do you say?"
• "I visited St. Petersburg, once. Went to the Hermitage. Got some...souvenirs."
• "So many talented delinquents, under one roof. It's like a living work of mischievous art."
• "We should get a couple of cats. Cats messing around are more entertaining than any TV show on Earth."
• "Sure, I'll get you some wine. On the condition that you drink it slowly, so you can appreciate it."
• "There's so much treasure, just lying around. Things that no one knows about. I've acquired a lot of it myself"
• ""If needs must, for those who are called, to remake your legacy from within." Just something I read once."
• "Hail, chum. I haven't slept in ages trying to figure this out. You got any bright ideas?"
• "The Diamond. I'd been wondering what happened to it."
• "Nephilim. That name keeps popping up. But none of this feels especially biblical."
• "I don't really believe in a higher power... But it feels wrong to have left Lindenhurst's body on display back in Salem. Just...wrong."
• "Who, or what, tears out a man's heart in a place like Antarctica?"
• "The Elephant is surely out for revenge... But that doesn't mean we should be trusting him."
• "I've been trying to open up the case we recovered from Garrett. No luck yet."
• "I can't believe what's happening! Is The Dentist responsible? Did we inadvertently help him?"
• "A certain someone is cleaning house. Covering their tracks."
• "The Dentist is scouring his tracks with more than bleach."
• "When I was a child, my mother used to hum this melody to me. I remember her saying something about it being the oldest tune..."
• "Have to admit, Locke is doing a man's job under the circumstances. At first I thought Bain was nuts, bringing him into this. I mean, he doesn't give you the most stable first impression, does he? But I suppose that's just his way."
• "I've been to see Bain. Whatever the Murkies infected him with, it isn't contagious. But he's being eaten up from the inside. That he's even able to stay awake is sheer strength of will."
• "Bain isn't just injured. They experimented on him, somehow."
• "We did all this. And now Bain's gonna die anyway?! It's never fair, is it...?"
• "Looking back, The Elephant's dealings with Bain were a... Bit strange. I can't help but wonder if some ulterior motive would have been revealed, had Bain not been taken from us. Maybe we could have warned him about Garret."
• "Why these four monuments? And who, or what, are the giants we keep seeing referenced?"
• "Four sites of power, but only three kings... Maybe that's where Lindenhurst came in."
• "Bain first mentioned looking for a secret object of some kind on a job we did, back in the 90s. Either he already knew my grandfather was involved, way back then, or us speaking was the mother of all coincidences. Unless you believe in fate. Or, aliens. You know, it could be aliens."
• "Aliens. Mark my words, it's gonna be aliens."
• "You have to wonder which world leaders these Kataru may have influence over."
• "I knew this was big but, I suppose I... I never truly believed how influential the Kataru had been, throughout history."
• "I keep thinking of an old portent. "Where the four stand, portals will be open.""
• "The texts keep mentioning portals. Portals to where?"
• "Lots of conflicting pieces of data in these old texts. But to the best of my ability, I can't confirm the death of any of the Kataru kings. It appears that one of them went underground, and Lindenhurst, my grandfather's friend, stood in his place for a time."
• "There was a regent in the late 19th century named Lindenhurst. A close friend of my grandfather, who was entrusted with all his secrets. Lindenhurst was murdered. Probably by another regent. But not before hiding the medallion."
• "I think this Baldwin character was one of those watcher fellows Bain was talking about. My notes are full of references to them. Cagliostro might have been one too, considering how much of this he documented in his writings."
• "This Baldwin fellow turned up again, in connection with the burning of the White House, in 1814. I'm not certain, but it appears as if he might have tried to abscond with the artifact, and was brought to grief for his disloyalty."
• "When my father passed, I inherited all of my grandfather's notes and research. Wasn't long after that, I came into contact with Bain."
• "While researching the medallion, I found several references to Benjamin Franklin. Intriguing."
• "Got another piece of evidence figured out. This mysterious source of Kataru power we're looking for was probably either a gift to, or discovered by humanity some ten thousand years ago."
• "'To those who are worthy, the Giants grant the greatest gift'... Another piece of the puzzle."
• "Whoever the Kataru got their knowledge from, they were certainly obsessed with stars."
• "So I had a dream last night. A gorgeous woman came to me, and said "The scribe, guardian of the silver sphere returns.""
• "You know... Everything points to whatever we're after being something that can end civilization. Do we really want to keep going?"
• "A few thousand years ago, three great kings got together, decided to rule the world, and made a pact. They called themselves 'Kataru', which, kind of translates as 'Alliance'. Illuminati, Freemasons, enthusiastic amateurs, in comparison. Legends say they acquired a magical artifact of some kind, if you believe in that sort of thing. And, somehow, they seem to be behind all this."
• "After Baldwin disappeared, it appears as though the pact began to crumble, and a power struggle began within the Kataru. Fearing the end of civilization, they decided to rid themselves of the artifact."
• "The device is ancient. But humans couldn't cut obsidian that perfectly so long ago. It's also sending out an electromagnetic field..."
• "I'm fairly sure now that Baldwin was a watcher. But I'm not sure which king he served. I think we can all agree that Kento serves The Dentist, or, 'Healer', as the texts call him. Pretty sure that Bain was next in line to serve The Elephant, but obviously The Dentist wasn't having any of it. I kind of doubt Bain would be willing to serve anyone, to be honest."
• "The device is sending out an electromagnetic field. It's...reacting to things in the environment."
• "If we could just figure out what this thing is for, maybe we could put it together."
• "This is beginning to look like something."
• "I had the surface of the device analyzed. Both the obsidian and the metals it's made from seem to be from earth. But they were cut by tools that couldn't have existed when it was made."
• "There's a mention of an obsidian throne in Lindenhurst's journal."
• "Two dead watchers, one missing king... What do we do with that?"
• "My theory is that the watchers were kind of squire, or officer, of the court."
• "So, we finally know what happened to the real Lindenhurst. Can't say it puts me at ease. I mean, imagine if I would have known all these things when I was younger."
• "No telling how much The Dentist got from Bain. He might be ahead of us in everything."
• "This... Thing, in DC, the Ark of the Watcher, might be what we're looking for."
• "Bain was a swell fellow, all 'round. May his soul find Aztec gold wherever it may wander."
• "I really miss Bain."
• "I wonder if... Hm... Maybe- Nah, that isn't gonna...*mumbles* Now, what if I try..."
• "Now, what was that again... Something about a...a machine? No, that's... Molecular, uh..."
• "Not bad, not bad..."
• "Hey. Don't touch those, they're expensive."
• "I haven't been to Rome for a while, now..."
• "Need to find a better wine merchant here in DC..."
• "A little elbow grease would spruce up this place."
• "When the alignment...of the planets touches- No... Transcends? The end will reveal... Agh, I'm not making any sense of this."
• "*exhales* I might need to get stronger glasses. Unraveling cryptic text is tough on the old peepers."
• "I've almost got it!"
• "What have we done?"
• "So... The No Mercy Hospital job is where Bain got the infamous Cagliostro Manuscript."
• "What if someone was here before us? What if all the things we think we know are just... Plain wrong?"
• "The Baldwin was diverted. But why? There's nothing at those coordinates."
• "The Aztec, Sumerian, and Egyptian mythologies are all represented. But what about the fourth?"
• "Seismic waves coming from somewhere in central D.C.... Under the White House, maybe."

Interaction (Room Level 3)

• "Alright! This place is finally looking like a home!"

Hila

Idle

• "I care, and I kill."
• "Hey, is Ethan asked for a pizza already?"
• "We were gonna steal a tank and keep it in our garage. But Aldstone was like: What?"
• "Sometimes I feel better about the robberies and killing stuff, but then I look how much money we are making and I like: Nice."
• "We're like (missing word), except we don't suck."
• "This is nice."
• "Maybe we should do a heist video."
• "Hey you know what you tell the haters? You tell 'em to watch out."
• "I've been enjoying all the shooting like yeah, I'm already to stop making videos."
• "I was in the army I'm not strange to guns."
• "Does Aldstone never take a vacation?"
• "Listen, I'm only a career I'm not a killer, actually, I like both."
• "Will this Bain guy ever show up here?"
• "Please, don't feed Ethan."
• "Yeah."
• "I can't talk about what I did in the army, but let just say wasn't a kinda gory stuff."
• "Looking good at that suit."
• "I swear I saw one other guy talking to his guns or something, was weird."
• "Ethan, did you just wake? I think a heist is good for you."

Houston

Idle

• "This car will be fucking great once I'm done."
• "This goes here, and that goes there..."
• "Ahh. I love the smell of grease."
• "You gonna give me a hand, or just stare at me?"
• "Hey, that grumpy old biker fuck took my wrench. He better stop taking my stuff, or we'll have a problem."
• "How's it going?"

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "How the fuck am I supposed to work with these tools? Jesus Christ."
• "I won't be able to fix this car up without better tools; I'm not a fucking magician."

Interaction (Room Level 2)

• "I finally got some better tools. Now I can really work."
• "This baby is slowly getting together; what do you think?"
• "Working hard always give me an appetite. How about we get some real American burgers."
• "This car is gonna be beautiful once I'm done."
• "These tools work for now; but I'll fucking need better stuff later."

Interaction (Room Level 3)

• "I'm a fucking champ. No one could have put this car together better than me."
• "Yo, take a look around. Pretty nice shop, right?"
• "Yeah, yeah, you can look. But don't touch with your dirty hands."
• "I told you all. Get me better tools, and I would fix it. Piece of fucking cake."
• "Take a look at this babe. What do you think? Amazing, right?"

Hoxton

Idle

• "This shit is giving me a fucking headache."
• "Oh fucking hell, fuck this bullshit."
• "Oh, where the fuck is this supposed to go?"
• "I'm filing this onto beef of bullshit."
• "Do I look like a fucking secretary?"

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "Fucking boxes and papers everywhere. Why do we even have all this shiet?"
• "Why am I here trying to organize this bloody mess, someone else could fucking do it!"
• "What? You here to stare at my arse or something? I'm not your fucking secretary, get the fuck out of here!"

Interaction (Room Level 3)

• "I don't ever wanna see another fucking paper box after this. Bloody hell."
• "You didn't think I'd fix this up so neat and tidy, did ya? Well, no fucking up, so don't touch anything."
• "Looks like a fucking executive's office now, a criminal executive, *laugh*"
• "Fucking fucktastic. That's how I'd describe my work here, simply, fucktastic."
• "Would you look at how fucking gorgeous this is? And this is all thanks yours truly."
• "Say one thing for Hoxton, he knows how to organize shiet."
• "Look at this wall, fucking testament of greatness is what it is."
• "'Try not set the papers on fire.' I'll smoke wherever the fuck I want, ya bastards."
• "How about we go rob someone and ditch this shiet."
• "Don't just stand around here you fucker, get me a beer or something."

Jacket

Idle

• "Did you know that 'banana chips' are deep-fried or dried slices of bananas? (tape SFX) They can be covered in sugar or honey to have a sweet taste, or they can be fried in oil and spices to have a saltier taste."
• "Did you know that watching television can be bad for your health? Watching television has been linked with obesity and heart disease, especially in the West- (tape SFX) More people spend enormous amounts of time in front of the TV." (The words in bold are sped up.)
• "Did you know that a 'television' or a 'TV' is a telecommunication medium used for transmitting sound with moving images in monochrome or color and in two or three dimensions?"
• "Did you know that much of human nutrition depends on plants, either directly through foods and beverages consumed by people, or indirectly as feed for animal- (tape SFX) or the flavoring of foods?"
• "Did you know that a decapitation is the complete separation of the head from the body? (tape SFX) In humans and most other animals, death will always result from such injury." (The word "always" is slowed down.)
• "Did you know that 'Space Invaders' was the world's first blockbuster arcade video game? Its success marked what is known as the golden age of arcade video games."
• "Did you know that a 'home' is a dwelling place used as a permanent or semi-permanent for an individual, family, household, or several families in a tribe?"
• "Did you know that a 'couch' is a piece of furniture seating two or more people in the form of a bench with or without armrests that is partially or entirely upholstered and often fitted with springs and tailored cushions?" (The quote gets faster for its entire duration until it is nearly incomprehensible.)
• "Did you know that an 'arcade game' is a coin-operated entertainment machine typically installed in public businesses, such as restaurants, bars, and amusement arcades?"
• "Did you know that neon lighting consists of glowing electrified gas tubes or bulbs that contain rarefied neon or other gasses?"
• "Did you know that according to Abraham Maslow, the most basic needs for human beings are food, water, sleep, and sex?" (Based on Maslow's heirarchy of needs.)
• "Did you know that 'zebras' are several species of African equates united by their distinctive black and white striped coats?"
• "Did you know that a 'weapon' is any device used with intent to inflict damage or harm to living beings or structures?"
• "Did you know that one of the most effective ways of improving well-being in the home is by the provision of interior living plants?"
• "Did you know that the Nintendo Entertainment System (tape SFX) was initially called the 'Family Computer' when released in Japan?"
• "Hello Jacket. How are you? (tape SFX) I am good. Thank you for asking."
• "Hello Jacket. (tape SFX) I am good. Thank you (tape SFX) asking."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "Six. Cinq. Quatre. Trois. Deux. Un. Magnifique. (Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Magnificent.) [French]
• "Please pay particular regard to express-peligroso." (Dangerous.) [Spanish]
• "Can I help you? (tape SFX) We should shoot you for this." (The words in bold are slowed down.)
• "Please rewind this feature presentation."
• "You belong in a cloaca."
• "I'd like to complain to the manager." (The word "manager" is slowed down.)
• "This place is very dirty-se d'Eton alors- (-is then of yours-) [French]
• "How unexpected."
• "Mi gato es un perro." (My cat is a dog.) [Spanish]
• "Oro- (tape SFX) -evokes a feeling of loathing." (Gold.) [Spanish]
• "I'm getting tired." (Speed gradually decreases.)
• "Please, settle back before returning. There should be a vehicle here. (tape SFX) -aquí." (Here.) [Spanish]
• "Who knows what the day will bring? (Unintelligible, possibly French)"
• "(Unintelligible) Jodanse putos polis. El señor- Reduce your vocal emissions. (Fuck you fucking cops. The Mr.-) [Spanish]
• "Take care. Cadáver y correr." (Corpse and run.) [Spanish]
• "Für dich, Scheißgesicht." (For you, fuck face.) [German]
• "I had a great time."
• "Coño. I was rude. (tape SFX) Cabrón." (In literal terms, "Coño" and "Cabrón" mean "Cone" and "Billy goat" respectively; in slang terms, they instead mean "Pussy" and "Dumbass".)
• "Ich hasse dich, verdammt nochmal. Hohen- (tape SFX) -Inzestopfer." (I hate you, damn it. Tall...Incest victim.) [German]
• "Attendance. Busca (tape SFX) suidoso." (Search...dirty.) [Spanish] (Alternatively, the last word may be "ruidoso," which would make this say "Search loud.")
• "You are a dead- (tape SFX) -next time."
• "We are performing to the best of our ability."
• "Please be- (tape SFX) -loco en el piso desde la- (tape SFX) (Unintelligible French.) (-crazy on the floor from the-) [Spanish]
• "My patience is running thin." (Words in bold are slowed down.)
• "-Bello país." (-Beautiful country.) [Spanish]
• "(tape SFX) -was not expecting that. (tape SFX)"
• "Great satisfaction. (Unintelligible) Masculine. Unfortunate. (Speed of audio fluctuates randomly.)
• "überall Pisse und Blut. Kann ich die heißen-" (There's piss and blood everywhere. Can I call the-) [German]
• "El robot está-" (The robot is-) [Spanish]
• "We have concerns regarding you. Negative."
• "Cabida-required." (Room.) [Spanish]
• "Je déteste le cigarette électronique." (I hate the electronic cigarette.) [French]
• "Pellpellpellpellpellpell." (Some part of a word repeating six times, slowing down and then speeding up. Spoken in English voice.)
• "Patea la pelota. (tape SFX) No te caigas." (Kick the ball. Do not fall.) [Spanish]
• (Reversed, distorted speech in English voice.)
• "Attention. Mi perro es marron." (My dog is brown.) [Spanish]
• "Attention. You are fecal matter. Please accept this assertion."

To Heisters

• to Dallas "Dallas, nucleus of the US oil industry. A fuel source for the economy. Also a center of the telecommunications industry. Making people talk, Dallas." (References Dallas's role as the Mastermind in game, especially the Medic and the Controller skill tree, while the latter focuses on intimidating and coercing civilians and law enforcers as"communications" and the other sources "fuel" for the "economy" )
• to Wolf "Wolf, an apex predator, usually preying on larger mammals, the wolf hunts in a pack, cooperating, and using advanced hunting tactics to take down its prey, successful." (The word "successful" is slowed down.) (References Wolf's role as the Technician in game, as many Technician skills favor objective completion rather than combat effectiveness, requiring more team cooperation.)
• to Chains "When handling firearms always check that the safety is on. Also, do not wield firearms in urban locations or near children. The responsible ownership and use of firearms also requires a calm and balanced nature, a law-abiding disposition, and a healthy attitude to conflict resolution. End of message." (References Chains' ex military experience and Jacket's experience in ghost wolves. Both participated in the US army and Jacket's rank would be higher than Chains'. "End of message" is presumably an attempt to duplicate the accent of the colonel in ghost wolves. "The responsible ownership ..." perhaps a reference to the colonel in hotline miami 2's line: "Choose your weapon wisely, and make them shots count." "check that the safety is on" probably a reference to the Enforcer skill deck, especially the extra ammo tree. Could be an irony for the ammo-wasting habit of enforcers.)
• to Houston "Identity theft is a means often employed to gain financial advantage or undo access to someone else's assets or prestige. In some rare cases of ongoing identity theft, it may lead to the thief actually losing touch with their own identity, effectively a kind of schizophrenic insanity." (References Houston's "identity theft" of Hoxton, as he took up Hoxton's alias until Hoxton was freed from jail and still keeps Hoxton's original mask.)
• to John Wick "John, you are needed. You are the angel of death John. Please hold, John. (Answering machine beep)" (The word "John" is said in exactly the same way in each instance it appears, as if inserted into a separately recorded message.)
• to Hoxton "Hoxton shoreditch, borrough of Hackney, London. First recorded in the Domesday book. Please consider a visit to Hoxton market."
• to Clover "Clover, Trifolium, four leaves for luck, five leaves uncommon, live in clover, thank you." ("Trifolium" is the Latin name for the genus of plants including clovers.)
• to Dragan "Hello, please do not break the law. Press two for information about your retirement fund. Have you considered a new career? Armed robbery is a felony. Please proceed." (References Dragan's past as a Croatian police officer who went rogue.)
• to Bonnie "Heads or tails? A tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life. Of course, the wise player always cheats. Es muy sabio." (It's very wise.) [Spanish] (The words in bold are sped up.) (References Bonnie's role as the Gambler in game.)
• to Sokol "Power play. Great shot. Goal. Game is over. Win for the Bombers. Please sign here. Welcome to America!" (References Sokol's past as a famous ice hockey player in Russia, where he played with a team called the St. Petersburg Bombers.)
• to Jiro "A seeker. A hero shall find a treasure. The lost. But it is unknown. Do not be afraid." (References Jiro's goal to find his son Kento.)
• to Bodhi "McKinley [reversed audio]. Taft [reversed audio]. Harding [reversed audio]. Hoover [reversed audio]. Truman [reversed audio]. Kennedy [reversed audio]. Nixon [reversed audio]. Carter [reversed audio]." (References the film series which Bodhi hails from, involving bank heists by small groups wearing masks resembling past U.S. presidents.)
• to Jimmy "Who do you want to be today? You can go anywhere, you can be anyone, who do you want to be? Please see reverse of leaflet for more information." (References Jimmy's character(s) in Hardcore Henry, where Jimmy is a handicapped scientist who creates and controls several clones of himself, using them to live different lives. Among these clones is a well-groomed Jimmy, who kidnaps the PAYDAY crew in the Jimmy Character Pack trailer, and a cocaine-addicted, nympho-maniacal Jimmy, who appears later in the trailer and is the one playable in PAYDAY 2.)
• to Sydney "Hello young lady. Welcome. Hello. Do not enter the dingo compound. Danger, do not feed the animals." (References Sydney's connections to the Dingoes, a gang she operated in Australia.)
• to Rust "This is a very nice bike. Where did you get it? Riding a motorcycle is fun! Lets bring our shotguns! Let's have some fun." (The words in bold are slowed down.) (References Rust's history in a biker gang. It's possible that Jacket's enthusiasm towards Rust in this line may also reference Jacket's relationship with a character in Hotline Miami named "Biker," but this is unlikely, as Jacket and Biker only met once in a fight where the two nearly killed each other.)

Jimmy

Idle

• *Grunts*
• "Oh yeah, baby!"
• "Ooh!"
• *Exhales*

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• *Grunts*

Jiro

Idle

• *Singing Japanese folk song*
• "This is a strange country."
• *Random karate sounds*
• "I wonder if I can get Honbasho (Japanese sumo tournament) on TV here."
• "I will find you."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "Just sitting here, waiting for the next job... It's driving me crazy!"
• This flower is known as "shion". It means, 'I won't forget you'."
• "I'm glad my English has improved. When I first arrived, I couldn't even order a pizza!"
• "Nothing kills like katana. It's fast, it's certain!"
• "I'm glad Hoxton abandoned the last place. It was a shithole."

If player is John Wick

• "John, you are shinigami (Grim Reaper). Death is your friend! It's good to have you in the gang."

John Wick

Idle

• "You have two options, really. Either make sure that you hit your mark, or stay out of the fight."
• "You need to know who to shoot. But also who not to shoot. And that's where the kill house comes into play."
• "It's always good with some practice. It keeps you alive longer."
• "Hitting a dummy is one thing, but a quick and deadly enemy is something else."
• "Just pick up a weapon, and stay until you don't miss."
• "See if these new targets are more fun to shoot!"
• "I had these two colleagues, William and Theodore. They didn't take their training seriously and... They didn't make it."
• "Don't forget to clean your guns as you're done. Or they might jam, and then you're dead."
• "I don't wanna be a devil's advocate here but, illegal stuff is gonna attract cops. So you can always just get an honest job, or... Get inside the kill room."
• "You know speed is of the essence, right? Speed is important."
• "I always have...weird dreams on halloween. It's strange."
• "*sighs* I miss Helen..."
• "That Florida mansion job was crazy. I mean, really crazy!"
• "Need to talk to Chains about my gun..."
• "I can't believe the next season of Game of Thrones is so far off."

To Specific Heisters

• to Chains "Hey Chains, remember when you fixed scythes to the front of that humvee? Fucking insane. And brilliant! Ahh."
• to Hoxton "Hey Hoxton. Still alive, huh?"
• to Wolf "Trust your guns, Wolf."
• to Dallas "This gang is a tight unit, Dallas. And we always get the job done."
• to Houston "Good to see you, Houston."
• to Dragan "Hey Dragan. You OK, man? You sure?"
• to Jiro "The Yakuza? I bet you've seen a lot of bad things."
• to Sokol "Honest pay to smash heads in on live TV? Why'd you ditch hockey, Sokol?"
• to Clover "Irish luck, huh?"

Joy

Idle

• "I need to practice more at the kill house."
• "Some of these guys are really old-school."
• "Probably need to get more heart there."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "My favorite website? The FBI. Uh, not the public one. of course."
• "Running cables in this house is a nightmare."
• "I need to get this place sorted."
• "I just really moved in here."
• "I need some more computers here."

Interaction (Room Level 2)

• "I've never been to Japan, but I want to go sometime. My parents are from there."
• "I used to dislike guns. Now I collect them."
• "Wanna order a pizza? I hacked the site so that we can get it for free."
• "Robbing banks, getting a payday... It's like a big game. I like it."
• "We won't need central heating here once I get my rig set up."

Interaction (Room Level 3)

• "If you wanna chill and play some games later, just let me know."
• "Don't. Touch. My computer. Okay?"
• "I got some great equipment here. I can do anything with this."
• "Never interrupt me while I'm playing. Just a warning."
• "This crew can steal anything we want, and I can hack anything I want. Watch me."

To Specific Heisters

• to Dallas; "Locke is a creepy, scheming bastard, but I'm still glad I ended up with you guys." (only works at Tier 1)
• to Bonnie; "I'm not into pay-to-win games, but your gambling... I mean, it's just pay-to-lose."
• to Sokol; "I love ice hockey. I can't believe you used to be a pro player."
• to Jimmy; "There's something weird about you that I haven't figured out yet."
• to Sangres; "Wanna grab some beers later? I bet you have some stories to tell."

Rust

Idle

• "Yo, you got any nuts over there? You know, those honey roasted ones? Fucking love those."
• *Yawn*
• "Someone's breaking in. Heh, just kidding."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "I don't want to hear a peep out of you, got it?"
• "All good over here."
• "Does anything exciting ever happen here? This shit's boring."
• "Sorry but Jesus Christ, this job fucking sucks. Aren't you bored?"
• "We're good."
• "I got some extra snack pudding if you want some."
• "How you doing?"
• "Don't be a fucking tough guy, you hear me?"
• "The fuck you looking at, huh? Look away!"
• "So this VR gaming thing. What's your thoughts on it? The future, or what?"

Sangres

Idle

• "Man, you should see my old boss' house in Mexico. Fucking gold toilets, expensive cars... Live tigers? It's crazy!"
• "Drop in whenever you want! And we'll have a tequila, and watch some Mexican movies. Guns, sicarios, mariachis, its all good stuff!"
• "Hey, what do you think of my Virgencita? She's nice, huh?"
• "Washington is a strange place, no?"
• "Always keep your eyes open, and your machete sharp, that's what my mother says!"
• "In Monterrey, there's a saying. "One bird in the hand, is easy to strangle! *laughs"
• "This house is great! Now let's just, paint a huge Mexican flag on the van, and it'll be perfect! *laughs*"
• "How much of that whiskey can you drink, anyway? Huh? You should try tequila. It sharpens the mind! But if you're weak, it makes you crazy like a wolf!"
• "I'm glad you recruited me! I'm like a foreign specialist worker, you'll get tax breaks!"
• "Hmm... Did I clean my guns today?"
• "Have some tequila! It's good for your complexion!"
• "Gringos, puta. No style, no brains. Pendejos."
• "Ugh, the beer in this country, hombres... Tastes like donkey piss."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "I like this place! Eh, it needs some work, but it's home!"
• "Man. I should get a new TV!"

To Specific Heisters

• to Sokol "So what do you think of the USA, amigo, huh? Easy dollars, no?"
• to John Wick "Hey, hombre, you're a professional! You got huevos, unusual for a gringo!"
• to Jimmy "I like you, Jimmy. You're dangerous, like me!"

Scarface

Idle

• "I should go visit Miami soon."
• "Every dog has it's day huh."
• "I got ears you know. I hear Things."

Interaction (Room Level 3)

• "Hey did you play the piano? No? Did you ever shoot a piano?"
• "So what's England like? I don't know is it even like a country or what? Is it a state or a city? I'm interested in geography you know."
• "Its a nice fucking room. Best in the house you know."
• "A big bunch of heisters hanging out under one roof. This is fucking great."
• "I feel at home here you know, I like you guys."
• "You ever got a question about something you come to Tony ok? I know shit."
• "The only thing that gives orders in this world is Balls. You got that?"
• "I got a big fucking house in Miami you know. It's huge."

Sokol

Idle

• "Phew... This country is so hot. I miss snow."
• "I must get a new stick, this one is... Shit."
• "What is this hockey hairstyle I've heard of... I must check it out."
• "Can you get buried in the U.S.? I must remember to ask Dallas."
• "Hockey in (United) States and hockey in Russia... Not really the same."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "What is this, hockey for shitty babies?"
• "What is this little foot goal, what... This is for children!"
• "This goal is too small. Need a bigger one."
• "Maybe we can play here some day. But we need better things first.
• "I miss playing real hockey. This is shit!"
• "I'm fucking bored. Let's do a heist. You and me; we don't need the others."

Interaction (Room Level 2)

• "We have walls now! Maybe next time we play I won't tackle you out of the ring."
• "Look! You almost think it's real ice!"
• "This is what I'm talking about, now this is a real goal!"
• "Have you seen the new goal? Much better."
• "The last goal was small and shit! This goal is good."
• "We need to make more money so I can make this place better!"

Interaction (Room Level 3)

If player is Hoxton

• "Hoxton, do you have the balls to play hockey with me one on one? Come on."

Sydney

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "What, you want a new mask?"
• "I have some idea"
• "They say there is a connection between being creative and crazy; do you think that's true?"
• "This new mask is gonna be a ripper!"
• "Have you seen this new mask? It's fucking twisted! Just like me."

Wolf

Idle

• "This place isn't haunted, is it? ...Nah, I'll be fine."
• "Everything's fine."
• "Uh... No. Uh..... No."

Interaction (Room Level 1)

• "Yeah, I'm just... watching the clock."
• "Yeah, I'm, I'm... watching the clock."
• "Yeah, I'm watching the clock."
• "No, eh... everything is fine here."
• "Uh.... Eh.... Everything is fine over here."
• "Ueh... I think we are all fine down here... It's a little warm."
• "It's good down here, but the thermostat is a bit... high."
• "Uh... Eh... Not a lot to report, to be honest."
• "Uh... Nothing at all happened over here."
• "Nope."

Other NPCs

Aldstone

Interaction

• "The other day that Wolf fellow asked me to go buy a parrot. Not doing that again I tell you."
• "America is such an interesting place. Such interesting people."
• "Some of these weapons are so hard to give a proper shine, you should use ones that are easier to polish."
• "I washed all the grenades. You will find them in the laundry room drying up."
• "Ah another beautiful day in the violent pursuit of profit."
• "Be careful about reading health books. You might die because of a misprint."
• "I read about your latest operation in the paper. I see you've left a frightful mess, broken windows and body parts"
• "Is it really necessary to use blue gloves? The white ones cost 5 cents less and work just as well you know?"
• "You know the tallest tree has grown the closest to the sky."
• "May I get you coffee, Sir?"
• "I see what they call "football" over here is very strange. They mostly use their hands."
• "You know I did end up getting married once. It ended up being terribly expensive."
• "Coffee, Sir?"
• "If you just brought a bag you could easily carry more cable ties. What you need them for I can't imagine."
• "Never forget the old story about the Bicycle and the Eagle eh."
• "Why Clowns, really?"
• "Would you care for some tea, Sir?"

Vlad

Idle

• [Singing] "Oh my friends, I'm just enjoying my day..."
• "Oh, where is my... Where is my notebook? Where is my notebook?"
• "If you guys knew what I know, oh man, you'd be so much smarter, you'd be so much successful...'"

Interaction

• to Dallas "So, Nathan Steele... [laughter] [Speaking in Ukrainian/Russian] That's great, I like it!"
• to Wolf "You are dangerous man, Wolf! Woo, woo! Yeah! I meant that as a compliment!"
• to Chains "I know you were a military man once... [chuckle] Didn't pay as well as heisting, did it? [chuckle]"
• to Houston "It is beautiful that your brother recruited you, a family business! [whimpering] It brings tears to my eyes."
• to John Wick "I bet I could take you in a shooting competition any day... But not today. [slurring words] I've had too much vodka!"
• to Hoxton "Your friends... Broke you out of prison! That shows the importance of having good friends."
• to Jacket "Hey, can I borrow your tape recorder for a moment? No, no, don't worry. I was just kidding!"
• to Dragan "I heard you were an ex-cop! I never would have guessed! [chuckle]"
• to Rust "I love your bike! Ooh, it's beautiful! [imitates motorcycle noises, laughs] I think I'll get one just like it. I don't kno- Hey, mi-maybe I can buy yours, eh?"
• to Bonnie "You know? I heard you went to prison! You gotta be tough to survive in there. I know, haha!"
• to Bodhi "Why are you doing that stuff with the surfboards, hmm? Why? I think it's a little strange."
• to Sokol "We should get together someday and have a proper Russian dinner! With champagne! And vodka! Ahah, ahh!"
• to Jiro "Hey hey hey! Jiro! This is Sofia. She has some nice friends, I could introduce you. I think you need some cheering up, eh? Eh?"
• to Jimmy "Hey! You need some cocaine, you know? You know I can always get it for you, eh?"