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| Name | Job Description | Requirements |
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| A Rendezvous with Destiny | When you're in a jam, minutes can feel like hours, and hours can feel like days. If someone is relying on you to get them out of a jam, don't keep them waiting. | On the Brooklyn 10-10 job, reach Charon within 6 minutes on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. |
| Afraid of the Dark | The Elephant wants an uninterrupted feed when you hit the Senators apartment on Framing Frame (Day 3). Make sure the pigs don't pull the power. | On day 3 of the Framing Frame job, while doing plan B, don't let law enforcers pull the power. |
| All Eggs in One Basket | I want to show some potential new contacts just how effective the skyhook system can be. Head to GO Bank, and extract every bag of cash with the skyhook. | In the GO Bank job, have the plane pick up all bags of cash with the skyhook. |
| All the Gold in Brooklyn | When you take into account all the planning and work that comes with breaking into a vault, it's a good idea to pull as much gold out of it as possible to make it worthwhile. | On the Brooklyn Bank Job escape with at least 12 bags of gold on the Very Hard Difficulty or above. |
| Bain It Up! | Bain is desperate for your attention. Finish 4 of Bain's jobs on any difficulty. Requires playing the heists from start to finish. | |
| Blind Eye in the Sky | Casinos are really obnoxiously loud. Consider it a blessing to pass through one unseen and unheard, especially if you have an errand there! | Complete the Golden Grin Casino heist in stealth. |
| Build a Raft of Shields | Kill 25 shields using weapons of your choice. | |
| Bulldozer | Kill 25 Bulldozers using weapons of your choice. | |
| Captain of Clones | It's not often we get a singular nemesis to overcome, so when we do, it could almost be thought of as a blessing. | Defeat Captain Winters on any job, while the Hydra mutator is active. |
| Caribbean Pirate | The Mendoza's want to show the Cobra's what it means to play in the big leagues. Take them four meth bags on Rats (Day 2), but steal the payment instead. | On day 2 of the Rat(sic) job, bring additional meth bags to the trade, but steal your payment instead. |
| Christmas Calamity | I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the cops all drink some bad eggnog and stay out of our way for a change. | Complete the White Xmas, Santa's Workshop, and Stealing Xmas jobs. To complete this challenge, you have to have played the heist from start to end. |
| Christmas Party | Imagine the Mall Santa's most-wanted dream... being able to zip-tie up the parents of all those kids that kneed him in the groin on a given day. | Complete the Stealing Xmas job. While haveing at least 10 zip-tied civilians alive within the 4 pallars around the Christmas Tree.(sic) |
| CQC Practice | If action movies of the 1980s taught us one thing, it's that bullets don't last forever and eventually so have to get in close to take out your enemy. | Kill 100 enemies with melee weapons. |
| Culture Vultures | Some people are never satisfied. Give them diamonds, and they still want more. Heisters are usually that kind of people, aren't they? | In the Diamond job, secure 10 bags of additional loot. |
| Dentist Appointment! | The Dentist is desperate for your attention. Finish 4 of The Dentist's jobs on any difficulty. Requires playing the heists from start to finish. | |
| Diamonds Are Forever | We need to get the jewels out fast, so I need you to bag and secure four bags from the Jewelry Store without the escape car bailing. | In the Jewelry store job, steal and secure 4 bags without the escape car leaving the first time. |
| Diamonds in the Rough | Chaos and mayhem can be rather fun- especially if you're the cause of it. Never pass up a chance to mess around with your enemies expectations... | In the Diamond job, complete the diamond puzzle, then purposefully set off the alarm, steal the Diamond and escape on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. |
| Do No Harm | There's a sadistic kind of fun to be had dragging out the punishment of those who would take us down. | In any single day of any job, cause Medics to heal enemies 50 times. |
| Doctor Fantastic | The Elephant wants to send a message to Prof. Rossy. Not only does he want the engine stolen, but he wants that brainiac to know that we know his shit. Get the right engine on the first try. | On day 2 of the Big Oil job, complete the heist with the first engine being correct. |
| Don't Bring the Heat | If they don't know you're there, they won't call the cops. That makes getting the hell out of there a lot less of a hassle. | In the Big Bank job, complete the heist without triggering the alarm. |
| Dr. Evil | A wise man once asked: "Under what conditions are counterfeit bills worth less than the paper they are printed on?" | Print and secure $1,000,000 worth of counterfeit money in the Helicopter on the Counterfeit job. |
| Earn Some Pocket Money | Earn 250 000(sic) in spendable cash. | |
| Extreme Cooking | "I can brew up a smashingly tasty pot of chili you know, but I doubt even my Five-alarm Habanero Special would be enough to match that chemical intoxocation you are so fond of dealing with.." | Complete the Cook Off job with at least 6 mutators active. To complete this challenge, you have to have played the heist from start to end. |
| For the Pension Fund | Earn 2 000 000(sic) in offshore money. | |
| Full Measure | The secret to successful cooking is using the right ingredients in the right quantities. Hmm... can you smell something burning? | On day 1 of the Rats job, cook and secure 7 bags worth of meth without blowing up the lab on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. |
| Full Throttle | When Bain wants something, he sometimes wants it fast. This is one of those times. In fact, he wants it faster than usual! | Complete the second day of The Biker Heist job within 120 seconds on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. |
| Ghost Run | Some folks can't stand skulking around in the shadows. When you're surrounded by Murky agents, it's not surprising to want to get the job done and get the hell out of there ASAP. | Complete the Murky Station job within 7 minutes of starting it. |
| Greased Lightning | Kill 25 tasers using weapons of your choice. | |
| Guessing Game | The Elephant wants to keep things quiet down at the bureau. Finish Firestarter (Day 2) without setting off the alarm or hacking a computer. | On day 2 of the Firestarter job, complete the heist in stealth without hacking the computer. |
| Hazzard County | Let's face it. Goats smell bad, they really do. Hauling a dozen or so of them in a helicopter means you will smell bad too. To spare your fellow heisters a load of agony, head straight to the shower after any goat-hauling shenanigans. | Complete the second day of the Goat Simulator heist within 4 minutes from when the escape car is available. |
| Headshot Practice | Precision and effectiveness can often go hand-in-hand with brutal mercy. We, well most of us, don't take pleasure in the necessary downing of our enemies, so why not ease their suffering with a quick kill? | Kill 100 enemies with headshots. |
| Hector Begs You For Mercy | Hector is desperate for your attention. Finish 4 of Hector's jobs on any difficulty. Requires playing the heists from start to finish. | |
| High Times | Getting ahold of drugs might be a pain, but it's worth it once it's done. If you manage to not get killed in the process. The Butcher is keen, however, to get all meth available. So don't spill it and stay alive! | In the The Bomb: Dockyard job, cook 2 bags of meth and secure them. |
| Hot Lava 2.0 | The Dentist has an unusual test for you. He wants to see you use the computers in Election Day (Day 1) without setting off the alarm or touching the ground. | On day 1 of the Election Day job, use the computer in stealth without ever touching the ground. |
| Hunt for the Blue Sapphires | Collection can become an unhealthy obsession. It can also be a very profitable one as long as you don't lose yourself in it. Focusing on one particular detail, such as the color of a gem, can often help you reach a goal. | On the Diamond Heist find and pick up every sapphire outside the vault on the Overkill difficulty or above. |
| I Am Ninja | Gage is feeling greedy, but is willing to reward generously. He's asking for sixteen pieces of loot from the Murkywater warehouse in Shadow Raid. Also, he wants all of the samurai armor. | In the Shadow Raid job, secure 16 bags of random loot and all 4 pieces of the samurai armor. |
| I Am the One Who Knocks | We can't risk any interference while we cook up a little product. Produce three bags worth of meth on Rats (Day 1) without letting a single fucking cop in the house. | On day 1 of the Rats job, cook 3 bags worth of meth without letting any law enforcer enter the house. |
| I Can Do It Faster! | When there are zombies chompin' for your ass, looting isn't a priority for most. But heisters can't stop themselves when there are safes to be opened... | In the Cursed Kill Room job, open at least 6 safes on the Very Hard difficulty or above. |
| I Feel Like Robin Hood! | Sometimes, it's OK to indulge in the pure ego-driven satisfaction of showing your enemies just how superior your skills really are. Nothing says "I can aim the shit out of you" like using a bow and arrow against a firearm. | Complete the Undercover job with every crewmember using a bow and normal arrows on OVERKILL difficulty or above. |
| I Knew What I Did Was Wrong | The Elephant needs every cent for his campaigns. Loot all of the ATM machines in the basement of Big Oil (Day 1). | On day 1 of the Big Oil job, enter the basement, open the ATMs and take the loot. |
| I Wasn't Even There! | In this uncertain economy, the price of gold is rocketing. Zip-line it out of the senator's apartment in Framing Frame (Day 3) without tripping the alarm. | On day 3 of the Framing Frame job, send the gold by zip-line without ever tripping the alarm. |
| I Will Pass Through Walls | One school of thought says to creep silently, unseen, unheard, until the mere thought of your passing fills your quarry with the unease of having lost what is precious to them. | In the Shadow Raid job, secure at least 6 bags of loot and escape without killing anyone. |
| I Will Take With Impunity | Variety is the spice of life, huh? The Elephant is refurbishing his pad. He wants one of every piece of loot from the Murkywater warehouse in Shadow Raid. | In the Shadow Raid job, secure a piece of every available type of loot, including money, gold, cocaine, artifact, painting, weapons and server. |
| I Will Walk Faceless Among Men | The Dentist has a buyer ready for the samurai armor locked away in the Murky warehouse in Shadow Raid. A big movie director, apparently. Lights, camera, action, guys. | In the Shadow Raid job, secure all 4 pieces of the samurai armor. |
| I'm Going All-in! | You need to be a big gambler to be a big winner. Throw a bag of cash on the poker table in the Nightclub. | In the Nightclub job, put a bag filled with money on the poker table. |
| I'm Sure No One Heard That | It's a heister of rare skill that can keep their head cool and get the job done after their presence is revealed and a boatload of Boys in Blue are on their way. | On the Ukrainian Job, finish the heist in stealth after triggering the alarm with the metal detectors. |
| In the Head! | There's that one spot where you know it hurts the most... Kill 50 enemies with headshots using weapons of your choice. | |
| Indulge in Crime | There are occasions when you just want to shoot for the moon and see what happens. But what do you do when you get there? Well, space is pretty big... | Reach Level 50 on a Crime Spree. |
| Into the Dark | Kill 25 Cloakers using weapons of your choice. | |
| Keep the Party Going | Vlad's niece is celebrating her sweet sixteenth. The DJ she wanted isn't willing to play at her party. Change his mind by going to the Nightclub, tying him and bringing him to the van. | In the Nightclub job, zip-tie the DJ and bring him to the escape zone by the escape van. |
| Let's Do Th... | Vlad is one crazy motherfucker. He's also an impatient motherfucker. Fetch him that tiara in Ukrainian Job in thirty-five seconds or less. | In the Ukrainian job, complete the heist within 35 seconds. |
| Longing for Attention | The Elephant is desperate for your attention. Finish 4 of The Elephant's jobs on any difficulty. Requires playing the heists from start to finish. | |
| Lord of War | Gage has been asked to fulfill a large order of weapons, and will pay top dollar for anything we can recover. Secure all of the weapons from the Firestarter (Day 1) airport. | On day 1 of the Firestarter job, steal all the weapons from the hangar. |
| Mass Murderer | Kill 300 enemies using weapons of your choice. | |
| Mellon | One does not simply board a plane, kill the hostiles, stay alive and manage to find the nine rings given to kings from all the corners of the world. But worth trying. | In the Birth of Sky job, find all 9 rings. |
| Not Hard Enough | "You know, we should go for a hamburger run after we deal with the thing in the slaughter house. No time to stick around for anything unnessesary"(sic) | Complete the Slaughterhouse job on the OVERKILL difficulty or above while Captain Winters is still present on the level. |
| Nothing Out of the Ordinary | Show Gen-Sec(sic) just how basic their security really is. Answer 4 pagers, yourself, within 90 seconds. | Answer 4 pagers by yourself within 90 seconds from first to last pager. |
| Only Santa Brings Gifts | A good heister learns to get by with just the basics. If you can do the job without using any fancy extras, your reward will be that much sweeter. | In the Santa's Workshop job, secure 10 bags of loot without using any player equipment or assets. |
| Overdose | If you spend all day slaving over a hot bunsen burner and chemicals, what do you really have to show for it? Meth... you got meth. | Cook and secure six bags of meth on day one of the Hotline Miami job. |
| Pacifish | They say blood in the water attracts sharks. Well, dead bodies on boats attracts a lot of unwanted attention too. | Complete the Yacht Heist job without killing anyone. |
| Painting Yourself Into a Corner | Art can really pay, and I have a guy who will pay for it. Steal all of the sold paintings in Framing Frame (Day 1). He's antsy, though, so do not be seen. | On day 1 of the Framing Frame job, steal all sold paintings without being seen. |
| Phantom of the Gallery | Sometimes the best way to prove that thieves like us can be just as cultured as art snobs is to take their precious items nice and quite-like,(sic) with no bashing of skulls. | In the Art Gallery job, steal all marked paintings and leave in stealth without killing anybody. To complete this challenge, you have to have played the heist from start to end. |
| Pork Royale | Pulled pork sandwiches got popular again after that gringo serial-killer talked about them in that TV show a few years ago. Don't believe me? Go back and check how many places sold 'em before then. And now I'm hungry. Maybe we stop and get a pig on the next job. | In the Slaughterhouse job, find the marked pig, secure it in the container and then finish the heist on OVERKILL or above. |
| Pumped Up and Jolly | There's a certain brutal elegance in the versatility of a twelve gauge shotgun, no matter if it's a double or single barreled, one-shot or auto. A crew with uniform equipment takes that elegance to an even higher level. | Complete the Santa's Workshop job having all players in the crew only use shotguns. |
| Record Low Crime Rate | Reports have come in that the crime rate is at its lowest point this decade. Lets do something about that, finish 6 jobs on any difficulty. | |
| Safehouse TD | "Never send a micro-wave to guard your front door. Tripwire axes and motion detectors are all dandy but they don't amount to much unless you got proper firepower as well. Let see if we can't upgrade our defences somewhat." | Complete the Safehouse Raid on OVERKILL or above, with everybody using only Sentry Guns to kill enemies. To complete this challenge, you have to have played the heist from start to end. |
| Saint Francis | There's a line one must never cross. And it's not hurting pigs - it's hurting dogs. They're man's best friend and unlike humans they are loyal and obedient. So it's not more than fair that we will hunt you down for even looking at a loveable(sic) little dachshund or schnauzer in the wrong way. | Complete the Bank Heist job after finding the 2 punks in the parking lot and bringing them next to the van, without letting them get away or die on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. |
| Salem Asylum | Hell nor Hollywood hath nothing on the deranged nightmares of a hungover heister, after a night of heavy trick-or-treating in D.C. | On the Prison Nightmare job, get on the train in less than 4 min and 44 sec on the Mayhem difficulty or above. You have to have played the heist from the start. |
| Self Preservation Instinct | Gentlemen, choose your implement of skull-bashing and get to making corpses. Just watch out for the exploding bodies. | Kill 10 enemies with melee weapons while the Creeps mutator is active. |
| Short Fuse | We want the cash, but we don't want anyone to know we have the cash. Get seven bags of money in Rats (Day 3) without defusing a bomb. | On day 3 of the Rat(sic) job, get away with 7 bags without defusing any bombs. |
| Shotgun 101 | The Butcher wants to see a weapon masterclass. Kill at least 50 enemies and attain a hit accuracy of 101% or above with any shotgun. | |
| Silent But Deadly | One of the most difficult things in the world is keeping a very angry Englishman silent. But there are times when the effort is necessary... | Complete the Hoxton Revenge job without triggering the alarm. |
| Silent Smash-up | "Hey, it's gonna be just like in that zombie movie... except without all the carnage and blood." | Complete the Mallcrasher job in stealth. To complete this challenge, you have to have played the heist from start to end. |
| Situation Normal | The Dentist doesn't want the FBI to look into revising their own security protocols. Don't ask why. Just complete Hoxton Breakout Day 2 without using any keycards. | In the Hoxton Breakout job, complete day 2 without using a single keycard on OVERKILL difficulty or above. |
| Smoke and Mirrors | Sometimes, it's not all about being quiet. Speed can be just as important for a professional. The bigger the job, the higher the prestige if you can employ both successfully. | In the Diamond job, steal the Diamond and escape in under 10 minutes. |
| Sniperino | Kill 25 snipers using weapons of your choice. | |
| Speedlock Holmes | We're going to send a special fuck-you to the authorities. On Election Day, tag the correct truck and get out in 60 seconds. | On day 1 of the Election Day job, tag the right truck and leave within a minute of the start of the heist. |
| Speedy Spree | On the six heists of this challenge, my true love gave to me, lots of guns and money, in a lovely Crime Spree. | Complete 6 heists in the Crime Spree. To complete this challenge, you have to have played the heist from start to end. |
| Storage Hunter | The Elephant always needs a few extra dollars for his crooked campaigns. Grab all the additional loot in the storage bins in Election Day 2. | On day 2 of the Election Day job, steal all of the extra loot in the storage bins. |
| Swing Dancing | No shrink would ever suggest going on a melee rampage is a terribly good idea, but under certain circumstances, it can be pretty cathartic. | Complete any single day of a heist, killing at least 50 enemies using only your melee weapon. |
| Target Practice: Assault Rifle | Kill 100 enemies using only assault rifles. | |
| Target Practice: Critical Hits | Ammunition can, unfortunately, be scarce at times, so it's important to be able to take down the enemy effectively. | Kill 100 enemies with Low Blow or Unseen Strike critical hits. |
| Target Practice: Explosive | Things that go BOOM and cover everything in big balls of fire can be such great entertainment. | Kill 100 enemies using only explosive weapons. |
| Target Practice: LMGs | There are situations that require the deft hand of a cold blade, but this one demands the wild and short bursts of death that come from a high rate of fire. | Kill 100 enemies using only light machine guns. |
| Target Practice: Melee Weapon | Kill 35 enemies using only melee weapons. | |
| Target Practice: Pistol | Kill 100 enemies using only pistols. Will not track kills made with Akimbo Pistols. | |
| Target Practice: Sentry Practice | Sometimes it's better to let machines take over a job. Now, that doesn't mean we get to be lazy about it, but if things go right, we get the job done faster. | Kill 100 enemies with sentry guns. |
| Target Practice: Shotgun | Kill 100 enemies using only shotguns. Will not track kills made with Akimbo Shotguns. | |
| Target Practice: Sniper Rifle | While getting your hands dirty is part of the job, there are occasions when you need to keep your distance and go for the elegance of a sniper-kill. | Kill 100 enemies using only sniper rifles. |
| Target Practice: Submachine Gun | Kill 100 enemies using only submachine guns. Will not track kills made with Akimbo SMGs. | |
| The Butcher Needs You! | The Butcher is desperate for your attention. Finish 4 of The Butcher's jobs on any difficulty. Requires playing the heists from start to finish. | |
| The First Line | The Elephant collects rare sports memorabilia. There is a rare poster of the Overkill hockey team in one of the deposit boxes in Firestarter (Day 3). Recover it! | On day 3 of the Firestarter job, find the rare hockey poster of the OVERKILL hockey team. |
| The Pacifist | There are times when you're just not in a killing mood, but the heist still has to get done. So why not make a game of it? | Complete the Murky Station job without anyone in the crew killing anyone. |
| The Walking Nightmare | "So, last night I had this dream about a skeleton in a Santa suit. But when he took it off, it wasn't a skeleton, but a King Cloaker. No idea how that's supposed to work. Dreams are some weird-ass shit." | While the Waking Nightmare mutator is active, complete any of the White Xmas, Santa's Workshop, or Stealing Xmas jobs. To complete this challenge, you have to have played the heist from start to end. |
| There Was a Car ?! | Muscle cars are wonderful. The sound of the V8, the creaking of the leaf spring suspension, the long hood swaying as you round corners. But they're not really good for hauling radiating objects, are they? Unless you fancy the idea of being inside a rolling nuclear oven... | In the Meltdown job, complete the heist without using the "Longfellow". |
| They Don't Pay Us Enough | It itches, doesn't it? That feeling of leaving something juicy behind. Don't do it, man. Don't do it.... even if every fiber of your being is telling you to. | In the Meltdown job, secure all additional loot. |
| Trick or Treat! | It's damn hard to cook meth when someone is looking over your shoulder. It's even harder if that person wants to kill you. | In the Lab Rats job, complete the Cloaker event on OVERKILL difficulty or above. |
| Vlad is Mad! | Vlad is desperate for your attention. Finish 4 of Vlad's jobs on any difficulty. Requires playing the heists from start to finish. | |
| Walk Faster | There are many ways to get fit. Rushing up several flights of stairs dodging a hail of missiles, sniper shots and cops, probably isn't the most healthy. But it's probably effective, in one way or another... | In day two of the Hotline Miami job, reach the Commissar's apartment in under 210 seconds on the OVERKILL difficulty or above. |
| Yeah He's a Gold Digger | To help protect against counterfeiters, Vlad needs an ingot of pure gold to measure its precise weight. We have heard that a manager at Four Stores has one in a safe. | In the Four Stores job, find a gold bar in a safe. |
| You Shall Not Pass! | Send a message to the cops that we fight for our territory. Don't let a single cop set foot on the bridge before you escape. | In the Overpass escape, don't let the cops set foot on the bridge before you can escape. |
| You Should Have Put a Ring on It | Gold on wheels. Ain't it sweet? If you manage to catch wind of some, make sure you bring back many nice bags of the shiny bricks. | Finish any Armored Transport heist, having secured at least 9 bags of gold. |